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"I know that if none of that would have happened, pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it [the movie] was a piece of crap, was probably like ‘ugh fucking shoot me.’"
Dane Cook Jokes About Aurora Shooting on Stage Less Than One Week After Massacre
Pretty sure Daniel tosh and him are gunning for worst comics ever. So, comedians: defend these comments.
(via brooklynmutt)